May 2013
8 posts
April 2013
36 posts
T'was the night before 4/20
hotboxhero:
When all through the house, everyone was smoking, even the mouse. Munchies waited by their loaded bowls with care, In hopes that 4/20 soon would be there.
All the stoners lay passed out in their beds, while visions of bong rips danced in their heads.
Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
Person: laughs
Me: I am the worst human being alive
Me: I stole that
Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
Me: I should never speak again
March 2013
110 posts
Me: WHEN I WAS
Dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
Dad: oh God
Me: MY FATHER
Dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad: no I didn't
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad: you're not even a boy
